Dear Stupid,

I just want to thank you making that right on red turn, pulling out in front of me just as I was going through the green light in town this afternoon. Yes, I did call you a dumb driver but I kept my cool and went into the left lane to avoid hitting you. And then you were a complete bonehead and pulled out in front of me again as I was trying to pass you. I WAS NOT HAPPY!! This time I called you a stupid bag but you probably deserved to be called worse. Who in the world taught you how to drive anyways?

I'll bet you didn't know I have mild road rage. I hope you enjoyed me and LittleBug riding your bumper the whole 13 mile trip from town! Had I not wanted LittleBug to have a boo-boo, I would have run into you and it would have been totally your fault!

Jeanne